So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
posted 19 minutes ago with 66,213 notes
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
posted 19 minutes ago with 312,317 notes
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
posted 21 minutes ago with 310,693 notes
have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
posted 21 minutes ago with 68,497 notes
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
posted 22 minutes ago with 191,786 notes
"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
posted 22 minutes ago with 635,833 notes
Living with mental illness means that on some days it will be even harder to cope and you might not be able to explain why. It could be because you havent slept enough, because a smell reminded you of feeling sad, or for no reason at all.
This is a reminder that we dont have to justify our feelings or abilities to anyone, just do whats needed to make it to the next day.
posted 24 minutes ago with 30,613 notes
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
posted 24 minutes ago with 221,523 notes
"And when they ask you about me and you find yourself thinking back on all of our memories, i hope you ache in regret as the truth hits you like a bullet and you find yourself replying: “she loved me more than anyone else in the entire world and I destroyed her.”"
Ten words story: You would always kid around about becoming a murderer due to your burning passion for horror movies but baby, you may not realize it, but your first ever victim was none other than me. (via maisjetaime
posted 25 minutes ago with 194 notes
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
posted 25 minutes ago with 107,601 notes