Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
idk i kinda dig playing basketball bc i could tell a hot guy “nice d” and he’ll just think im talking about his defensive skills but really
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money